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Voici tel que rapporté par Geoff Boucher et Alex Pham, dans le Hero Complex du quotidien des Anges, les meilleurs tweets de Batman:

–  « Hey Pattinson, lessons on real brooding: 1. Comb your hair down, you look retarded. 2. Watch your parents get murdered. 3. Get a cape. »
– « Hey iPhone developers. Can we get crackin on the « Solving Lame Riddles » app already? Thaaaaanks. »
– « I believe in Harvey Dent. I believe he’s a crappier villain than he was a D.A. And that’s saying something. »
–  « Watch out criminal scum, I’m trying to kick caffeine again. And we all remembered what happened last time, don’t we? DON’T WE!!! »
– « Yeah, my parents are dead. What’s that you were saying about hating Mondays? »
– « You know what gives crime a concussion at 127 decibels? A Vuvuzela batarang. Sometimes bat-gadgets just invent themselves. »
– « I brush my teeth with JUSTICE and floss with PAIN. »
– « We’ll miss you, Jack Bauer. If you ever come out of exile, I’ve got a pair of green ankle shoes and a yellow cape waiting. »
– « I am Vengeance. I am the Night. I am mildly lactose intolerant. »
– « One year ago today Michael Jackson died. In memory, I listened to « Thriller » while breaking a pedophile’s legs. Rest in Peace, Jacko. »
– « What do I call my iPhone? The BATiPhone? The iBatPhone? These are the things that keep me up at night. Well that and the face punching. »
– « Memorial Day. Thinking about barbecuing on the beach. Alone. At night. Using nightvision. I’m awesome. »
– « For the last time Alfred, they’re NOT TIGHTS! They’re DUAL DENSITY CARBON-FIBER LEGGINGS! And yes, please have them washed. »
– « Finally destroyed Robin’s iPod. It’s impossible to brood when Justin Bieber is blasting in the upstairs guest room. »

– ‘xim Sauriol